OYINBO AT THE FILLING STATION

A professor drove into a petrol station in his
sleek state of the art range rover sports to buy
fuel.
Professor: Guy abeg, give me full tank.
Fuel Attendant: Sir, I don’t speak pidgin. I only
speak English.
Professor: Ok! Good morning. I currently feel
a profound desire to
replenish the propelling of my motorized
automobile. Therefore I
cordially request you to transfer from your
subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of
the combustible fluid of the highest octane
rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the
said means of perambulation to the brim.
Fuel Attendant: Oga na play I dey play o, how
much fuel you wan buy?

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