Women Palava

WIFE: “Darling why are you home this early
wearing such a long face?”
MAN: “Had a terrible day, I lost all my
colleagues
today at work.”
WIFE: “Blood of Jesus! What happened?”
MAN: “There was a fire outbreak down the
tunnel
and everybody died!
WIFE: “What a pity! Darling I thank God for
keeping U alive. How did U make it out my
dear?
MAN: “Darling, it was God’s work. My
stomach
was upsetting me so, I took a break to ease
myself in the toilet.”
WIFE: “Darling, thank God you are alive.
What
would have happened to us? I feel so much
pity
for their families. So bad, how are they going
to
survive now?
MAN: “My dear its a pity, but UNITED
NATIONS
has decided to give the families of the
deceased
$10million each.”
WIFE: “What?!!!!! Ten million what? So
because of
your useless stomach upset and the foolish
toilet
and your refusal to die with your colleagues,
you
make me miss that money? I beg if you don’t
like
trouble, go back and die with your
colleagues”….